My Dad

This ACTUALLY happened 1 minute ago:
Me: Hey Dad, I got --.--
Dad: Oh dear...and I thought you were going to do well! Oh well never mind.
Me: Dad you have got to be joking. --.-- Are you kidding me? That's GOOD! Ok so it's not the 99.95 everybody thought I'd get but YOU agreed last night that if I got 49.95 and failed vce you'd still be happy.
Dad: I know...but still...(looks at computer screen) THERE 51 out of 50. Now THAT's what we expect!!
Me: That's spesh. It gets scaled up like 10 points.
Dad: Oh dear.